Goodbye XMAS becrant

Yeah, I said it. X-MAS. Oooga booga! God is going to smite me and baby Jesus is crying. You know, I used to like Christmas. I used to like Christians too. Hell, I used to be a born again Christian. However, I eventually became jaded with Christianity after years of having to hear the mewling of so many self-obsessed cabbage heads with barely two brain cells to clang together. (And yes, I acknowledge the hypocrisy of someone with an online journal kvetching about other people being "self-obsessed")

So they ruined my spiritual experience, these assmonkeys that send money to even bigger assmonkeys like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Now they've ruined XMAS. Heretofore referred by me as "xmas" because I don't think the amazing person Jesus Christ should have his good name sullied with what these fucks are turning Christmas into. "Oooh if they don't say Merry Christmas, we're going to SUE". What a bunch of tripe.

Gee, Jerry. Thanks for filling up our already overburdened TAXPAYER SUPPORTED court system with frivolous lawsuits. I hope you get fined for each one you file...if you actually have the balls to file them. Probably not, since you're a pompous blowhard who just likes to stir the pot to get more contributions to your tax shelter. It pisses me off that you get tax-exempt status and I have to pay for the roads that carry your fucking Bentley to the campus of your new college "Liberty" University. By the way, when I think of Liberty, the LAST THING that would EVER cross my mind would be Jerry Fallwell Industries et al.

Don't even get me started on that fear-wielding hate-monger Pat Robertson. Whatever I can say about him has already been said more succinctly and eloquently by someone much better than me.

So What got me started on this? Well...I'm sick of seeing the mewling cabbage heads feeling entitled to say shit like this for one.

C'mon...its been a while since I've had my friends chastise me for being an insensitive shit in my journal. (I won't get started on the "but its my journal" argument). I want to hear some feedback. Is anyone else as fed up with this shit as I am? When one of my Moms said to me this weekend "If I walk into a store and they don't say 'Merry Christmas' to me, I turn around and leave", its gone too far. Jerry Falwell's separationist venom has finally started to infect average Joes who haven't even stepped foot in a church in years. That just floors me. What about you?